Flat Earth Society

Dusty, Donnerstag, 17. Juli 2003, 01:35 (vor 7971 Tagen) @ Nora

The Springfield Paradox

The Springfield Effect is the effect by which
every place named Springfield is, in fact, a link
to the same place. There is, in reality, only one
place in the universe named Springfield, although
many places connect to it.

The Springfield Paradox arises from the following
observation: there are many springfields
(springfield with a small S shall refer to an
external contact point to Springfield, or an
observable Springfield) connected to one
Springfield; thus they must connect at different
angles. (These angles are assumed to be in
n-dimensional space for some n>3, as the observed
Springfield looks fully three-dimensional from all
angles.) There is an infinite number of possible
angles at which Springfield can be approached.

However, the name "Springfield" is an Anglo-Saxon
name, and thus wholly derived from Anglo-Saxon
civilisation. Since Anglo-Saxon civilisation has,
for better or worse, reached only a finite area of
the universe (a large part of the Earth, the dark
side of the moon and possibly the hidden UFO bases
on Mars), there can only be a finite number of
contact points in the observable universe.

http://www.flat-earth.org/

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