Der kleine Unterschied

Smadar, Freitag, 19. September 2003, 09:09 (vor 7909 Tagen) @ Malachy

Malachy schrieb:

[@Smadar: Wohnst du in Berlin?]

Nein, wieso?

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Watch out - could be offensive
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Sadie and Molly, Two Old Jewish Virgins, A
Yiddishe Tale

There are these two alter maidel shvesters, both
of whom are virgins.
It´s Saturday night, and Sadie looks at Molly and
says, "Ich vilt
nish shtarben a virgin. Ich gayen arum & ich
nist kimpt ahaim until I´ve been shtupped!"

Molly replies, "Vell, make sure you´re home by
10:00, so I shouldn´t
worry about you."

Ten o´clock rolls around, and there´s no sign of
Sadie......
11 o´clock, 12 o´clock.......Finally about 1:15
a.m. the front door
flies open.
In comes Sadie, and she heads straight for the
bathroom.

Molly goes and knocks on the door. "Do bist goot,
Sadie?"

No answer, so she opens the bathroom door, and
there sits Sadie with
her panties around her ankles, legs ousgashprait,
and her head
stuck between her legs looking in her "knish".
"Vous is de mair, Sadie? Vat´s wrong?" asks Molly
again.


"Molly," replies Sadie, "it vuz ten inches long
ven it vent in, and
only five inches ven it kimpt out. Ven I find the
other half, you´re
gonna have the time of your life!"