NUKE THE MOON

tictoc, Samstag, 18. Oktober 2003, 23:34 (vor 7880 Tagen)

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A Realistic Plan for World Peace
a.k.a

Nuke the Moon

by Frank J.

«Gotta nuke something.«
-20th century philosopher Nelson Muntz

World peace cannot be achieved by sitting around
on our duffs singing hippy songs to the moon.
Peace can only be achieved through excessive acts
of seemingly mindless violence. Who do bullies
pick on in the playground? The giant, crazy
looking guy who looks ready to snap and kill the
person nearest or some harmless looking weenie who
appears to do anything to avoid conflict? People
pick on the weenie because people like to start
fights they think they can win. In the same way,
people will continue to attack America and our
interests when they get the idea that they can
piss off America without us immediately
eradicating them and everyone around them in the
most painful way possible.

Now, if I were president, here´s what I would do.
Next time some country does something we don´t
take a pining to, such as supporting terrorism or
speaking French, I´d pick the dumbest reason for
an attack, e.g., "A ‘q´ should always be followed
by a ‘u´. I don´t make the rules, Iraq, but I
will enforce them." The more irrational you look,
the more scared the country will be that you will
really hit them hard. I´d then give the country
the old one-week notice until bombing starts.
Then, after just twenty-four hours, I´d start
bombing. When the stupid dictator calls to
complain, I´d say, "I meant one week max. Oh, and
by the way, ground troops - one week." I´m sure
that would be enough to capitulate the average
evildoer, but some extra measures could help
intimidate others as well. Like, instead of just
saturation bombing a city, super-saturation bomb
it. After annihilating everything until nothing
but ash is left, I´d nuke the ashes. It´s that
extra bit of extremely disproportionate use of
force that makes other countries start to wonder
if America "has it all together" and really
worrying who we´ll lash out against next.

Rest hier http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm