SECRET INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRACY

Kohein Gadol, Samstag, 01. November 2003, 22:34 (vor 7867 Tagen)

SECRET INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRACY LLP
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Memo To: All Members
From: Kohein Gadol
Date: October 27, 2003


With the holidays of Sukkos and Simchas Torah now
over, we can all get back to the ongoing task of
controlling the world´s economy, media, water and
food supply (to name only a few of our key
interests).

Many of you have spoken to me about being troubled
by having our international conspiracy exposed by
the recent remarks of the outgoing Prime Minister
of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad. Let me remind you
that it was our brilliant strategy to give him the
soapbox (in English, no less) at the Islamic
Conference in Kuala Lumpur (which we, of course,
also control) so that world democratic leaders
under our control would condemn his comments. This
would therefore convince people that his
statements were false, and deflect attention from
Iraq´s democratization, so that we could go back
to our business of running the world without undue
attention.

Now, some of you may ask why we would go to the
trouble of allowing Mr. Mohamad to "expose" our
venture in the first place, and should have just
left things alone. That approach, is too simple
and not worthy of our International Conspiracy
methodology. We´re Jews, things have to be complex
and convoluted, or they don´t work properly (I
refer you to The Manual, Chapter One, Prime
Directive 12).

As an example, let me illustrate this with some
other of our ventures.

International Media. (Project #1249) - Since we
control virtually every major daily newspaper and
syndicated news service, including the major US
and European television and radio networks, it is
only natural that Jews and Israeli get
consistently negative coverage and blame for all
the ills of the world. Of course, this is the
deliberate smokescreen we need - people would only
naturally think that these media would support
Jews since they are controlled by us.

UN General Assembly and Security Council (Project
#2564) - Here again, since we fund the majority of
the nation members, as well as the bureaucracy
(not to mention holding the lease to the
Headquarters building in New York and other
facilities in Geneva, The Hague, etc), we
deliberately allow most Muslim and Third World
dictatorship nations to consistent heap abuse on
Israel, while ignoring the human rights failings
of most member nations. Of course, in order to
make it appear not so totally one-sided, we let
the US have a veto on the Security Council, and
allow Micronesia and a few other countries support
Israel against the lopsided Muslim/Third World
bloc voting. I am sure you would agree that the
strategy is indeed brilliant, since it
convincingly hides our efforts. In particularly,
giving Syria membership on the Security Council
and Libya chairmanship of the Human Rights
Commission is a perfect smokescreen for our
efforts.

The Israeli Economy (Project #4385) - One would
logically think that, if Jews are so smart and
skilled in business, if you had a whole country
full of them, that country would be the Singapore
of the Middle East. The fact that the current
Israeli Economic Recession (Project #5437) is as
profound as it is, (due to the impact of the
post-September 11 world recession, high-tech
meltdown, and the Palestinian Intifada) is a
brilliant mask for its behind-the-scenes success.
Much credit should be given to the Histadrut for
making the Recession even worse that it is by
calling for another General Strike. Both the world
and Israelis are now convinced that the country is
in its worst recession ever, when in fact, it is
showing its best economic year ever.
I could go on, but I think I´ve already said too
much Finally, I would like you to pass the message
on to the Pope and Queen Elizabeth that their
sales quotas from the international illicit drug
trade are slightly down. Frankly, we really don´t
want to hear excuses from them about the impact of
the Canadians legalizing marijuana. We fully
expect them to meet quota and revenue streams by
year-end. Or else.

Again, you must delete or shred this document
immediately. Do not pass it on to anyone,
including non-Jews or other puppets we control.
See you at tonight´s board meeting at the usual
location, and please be on time - we have a lot to
cover on the agenda. Don´t forget to bring the
danishes and those chocolate mini-croissants. You
know how Elvis, JFK and those Roswell guys love
them.

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