Vus tzutzach? -

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and
asks, "How come the
Jews know everything before we do?"

The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this expression
- ´Vus tutzuch?´ In Yiddish it means, "What´s
Happening?" They just ask each other Vus tutzuch,
and they know everything."

The President can´t believe a network is that good
and decides to personally go undercover to
determine if this is true. He gets dressed up as
an Orthodox Jew (black hat, long grayish beard,
etc.) is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to
New York, picked up in an unmarked car and dropped
off in Brooklyn´s most Orthodox Jewish
neighborhood.

Within three minutes a little old man comes
shuffling along.
The President stops him and whispers, "Vus
tutzuch?"

The old guy whispers back, "Bush is in Brooklyn.